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#21

Did you hear about the hungry clock?
He went back four seconds.


#22

Don’t forget. What does the Call of Duty player listen to?

Gore-illa radio.


#23

The dentist said to his patient, “Here you go. I hope you like this (fixed tooth).”

Then I said, “Cause after all, it’s about a tooth and nail for it.”


#24

Q: what does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey (I’m eighty)


#25

I got a funny joke:

Q: What’s the difference between Twilight and The Walking Dead?
A: Twilight is the better love story.

:joy: