Insert Puns/Jokes Here



Did you hear about the hungry clock?
He went back four seconds.


Don’t forget. What does the Call of Duty player listen to?

Gore-illa radio.


The dentist said to his patient, “Here you go. I hope you like this (fixed tooth).”

Then I said, “Cause after all, it’s about a tooth and nail for it.”


Q: what does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey (I’m eighty)


I got a funny joke:

Q: What’s the difference between Twilight and The Walking Dead?
A: Twilight is the better love story.



Q: At what line did Jesus sang in “Smash Mouth - All Star”?
A: :musical_note: Psalm-body once told me… :musical_note: