Insert Puns/Jokes Here



Did you hear about the hungry clock?
He went back four seconds.


Don’t forget. What does the Call of Duty player listen to?

Gore-illa radio.


The dentist said to his patient, “Here you go. I hope you like this (fixed tooth).”

Then I said, “Cause after all, it’s about a tooth and nail for it.”


Q: what does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey (I’m eighty)


I got a funny joke:

Q: What’s the difference between Twilight and The Walking Dead?
A: Twilight is the better love story.



Q: At what line did Jesus sang in “Smash Mouth - All Star”?
A: :musical_note: Psalm-body once told me… :musical_note:


1:There’s a crab claw in my apple!
2:You ordered a crabapple, didn’t you?
1:This does not help.
2: Would you like a slightly cooked steakburger?
1: Ok.
3: Moo. I am your steakburger.
1: :expressionless:


Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.


Nice one. :+1:


Q: Who’s a gorgeous Community Manager that just keeps improving the game?

A: NoFlavor :wink::smirk:


Q: What do you call a composite number that tried to be prime?
A: A liar number.


Q: What is Mario’s favorite website?
A: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yahoo!.com


What is the worst disease in the world? Pewdiepie!


What is the worse disease that exists everywhere else but Earth?


How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prince! (Prints, footprints people)


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.