Insert Puns/Jokes Here



In this topic, you could only give a pun and/or reply to one, not do anything offensive or off-topic.

For example:

Q: If seagulls fly over the sea, why are they called ‘seagulls’?
A: If they fly over the bay, then they would be called ‘bay-gulls’.

Reply: :joy: That cracks me up.

Note: You can also do a pun challenge to see who will make the best puns as long as it is appropriate and it’s not too extreme.

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Q: Why isn’t Meta Knight edgy?
A: Because he is round.


Also, care to have a pun contest with me?


Q: What’s green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A: A pool table.


I get it. :joy::+1:


Q: What has fur, four legs, and would survive if it fell off of a tree safely?
A: A cat.


Q: If a pancake is cooked on a pan, why is it called a ‘pancake’?
A: If it was cooked on a pot, then it would be a pot-cake.


Q: What’s brown and sticky
A: A stick


god tier


whats stupid enough 2 look at this post, only has 2 legs but normally is way bigger than an human being and has a fovour for very big sticks?


What is it?


what runs but doesn’t have legs.



Q: What has eyes but can’t see?
A: A potato.


What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

a towel


It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
think about it.
Answer: thumb


Q: What did the Brainwasher Patrol say to the thought?
A: Be gone, thought!


Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a pop star.


I was playing with a bunch of Newbies on Curve Fever Pro and I won.

I hope that they aren’t feeling Curve Sick.


How Much Money does a pirate pay for corn?
A buckaneer


Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He will dessert you.