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In this topic, you could only give a pun and/or reply to one, not do anything offensive or off-topic.

For example:

Q: If seagulls fly over the sea, why are they called ‘seagulls’?
A: If they fly over the bay, then they would be called ‘bay-gulls’.

Reply: :joy: That cracks me up.

Note: You can also do a pun challenge to see who will make the best puns as long as it is appropriate and it’s not too extreme.

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#2

Q: Why isn’t Meta Knight edgy?
A: Because he is round.


#3

Also, care to have a pun contest with me?


#4

Q: What’s green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A: A pool table.


#5

I get it. :joy::+1:
Nice!


#6

Q: What has fur, four legs, and would survive if it fell off of a tree safely?
A: A cat.


#7

Q: If a pancake is cooked on a pan, why is it called a ‘pancake’?
A: If it was cooked on a pot, then it would be a pot-cake.


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Q: What’s brown and sticky
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A: A stick


#9

god tier


#10

whats stupid enough 2 look at this post, only has 2 legs but normally is way bigger than an human being and has a fovour for very big sticks?


#11

What is it?


#12

what runs but doesn’t have legs.

water.


#13

Q: What has eyes but can’t see?
A: A potato.


#14

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

a towel


#15

It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
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Answer: thumb


#16

Q: What did the Brainwasher Patrol say to the thought?
A: Be gone, thought!


#17

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a pop star.


#18

I was playing with a bunch of Newbies on Curve Fever Pro and I won.

I hope that they aren’t feeling Curve Sick.


#19

How Much Money does a pirate pay for corn?
A buckaneer


#20

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He will dessert you.