I need some funny puns


#1

I need some quality jokes lemme start off with one:

Scientists got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


#2

That joke was so punny! :rofl:

I think I just lost some of my brain cells


#3

For real though… I would tell you some good puns, but I do not want to punish you.

I’m going to stop now . lol


#4

Why do mathematicians enjoy parks so much?

…because of the natural logs there.


#5

What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems.


#6

i said to pi: “Get rational.”
pi said to i: “Get real.”

Sorry, not original.

i 8 (insert series sum sign here) pi and it was delicious! Not original either, though.

Another one:

Never ask for a piece of pi. It’s an irrational request.

Original, but…cheesy.

Never trust atoms. They make up everything.

Also not original.


#7

i love this punny thread


#8

So do PI!


#9

Why did Robt44 go earlier to bed?

Answer

Because he was out of energy. :zap:


#10

Hehe nice one, nice pun.


#11

i dont know what your talking about. I have plenty of energy.
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#12

HOW? how did you?!?!?! oh he’s rich


#13

Much energy such wow


#14

its a fake picture.


#15

Inspect element


#16

Here’s two more bangers

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To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
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There is a Japanese restaurant where people can sit with stuffed animals.
“Would you like dessert?”
“No thanks, I’m stuffed.”


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