I need some funny puns


I need some quality jokes lemme start off with one:

Scientists got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


That joke was so punny! :rofl:

I think I just lost some of my brain cells


For real though… I would tell you some good puns, but I do not want to punish you.

I’m going to stop now . lol


Why do mathematicians enjoy parks so much?

…because of the natural logs there.


What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems.


i said to pi: “Get rational.”
pi said to i: “Get real.”

Sorry, not original.

i 8 (insert series sum sign here) pi and it was delicious! Not original either, though.

Another one:

Never ask for a piece of pi. It’s an irrational request.

Original, but…cheesy.

Never trust atoms. They make up everything.

Also not original.


i love this punny thread


So do PI!


Why did Robt44 go earlier to bed?


Because he was out of energy. :zap:


Hehe nice one, nice pun.


i dont know what your talking about. I have plenty of energy.


HOW? how did you?!?!?! oh he’s rich


Much energy such wow


its a fake picture.


Inspect element


Here’s two more bangers

To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
There is a Japanese restaurant where people can sit with stuffed animals.
“Would you like dessert?”
“No thanks, I’m stuffed.”






puninator: Do you need puns?
meh: no thanks puninator
puninator: I no you want some.